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30 Pi Day Jokes and Puns to Help You Celebrate on March 14
Like pi, we could go on forever with this silly math humor.
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Every year when the calendar turns March 14 — 3.14, that is — it's hard not to make a crack about pi. Sure, any math student can tell you that pi is a mathematical constant, the ratio of the circumference of any circle to the diameter of that circle. But it takes extra skill to deliver a joke about pi with a straight face. You might be a master of the knock-knock joke. You might be able to wield a dad joke with ease. You could make little ones crack up with jokes for kids. But math jokes? That'll take it to the limit (limit being a value that you can get closer and closer to, but never quite reach, of course).
Here, we've perfected the angles for you (get it?) and we have a list of sum (groan) of the best Pi Day jokes. Whether you're looking to amuse your kids, bother your students or come up with the perfect social media zinger to caption that Pi Day pie you made, find just the right words with this collection of the best Pi Day and other math jokes and puns we could find.
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Why should you never start talking to pi at a party?
Because it just goes on forever.
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What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?
Apple pi.
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Why is pi so lucky in love?
Because its love is infinite and non-repeating.
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What's wrong with the equation 'pi r squared?'
Pi are round. Cake are square.
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What did the students say about their Euclidean geometry test?
It was easy as pi.
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What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?
"I don't want to repeat myself."
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Did you know?
That 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates?
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What do you call it when someone gets a huge tattoo of pi on their face?
An irrational decision.
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What did pi say to its sweetheart?
You look radian today.
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What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
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How many bakers does it take to bake a pi?
3.14.
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Why shouldn't you eat too much pi?
You'll end up with a big circumference.
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What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?
Shepherd's pi.
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What is a mathematician's favorite snake?
A pi-thon.
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Why did two fours skip dinner?
Because they already 8.
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What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Pi in the sky.
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What did pi say in a spat with its spouse?
You're being irrational.
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Why did pi fail its driving test?
Because it didn't know when to stop.
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What is the official animal of Pi Day?
The pi-thon.
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Why is it tragic that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they'll never meet.
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Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
Because his parents wouldn't cosine.
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What's the math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi.
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What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?
Because it's pointless.
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What did one math book say to the other?
Leave me alone — I've got my own problems!
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What do you call two guys who love math?
Algebros.
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What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?
A roamin' numeral.
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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his buddy the dime?
Because it had more cents.
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Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?
Because they must be plotting something.
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Did you hear about the rancher who had 97 cows in his field?
When he rounded them up, he had 100.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Alesandra Dubin Freelance Writer Alesandra is a veteran digital journalist based in Los Angeles, who has covered travel, food, events, fashion and beauty, entertainment, home, parenting, and viral content for more than 15 years.
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